non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?
the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
my favorite hobby is not being a parent
Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
the quartet though
that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
DONT DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN AY AY